Brian O'Halloran Dante

Jeff Anderson Randal

Marilyn Ghigliotti Veronica

Lisa Spoonauer Caitlin

Jason Mewes Jay

Kevin Smith Silent Bob

Scott Mosier William the Idiot Manchild / Angry Hockey-Playing Customer

Scott Mosier Angry Mourner

Scott Schiaffo Chewlie's Rep

Al Berkowitz Old Man

Walt Flanagan Woolen Cap Smoker / Egg Man / Offended Customer

Walt Flanagan Cat-Admiring Bitter Customer

Ed Hapstak Sanford / Angry Mourner

Lee Bendick #812 Wynarski

David Klein Hunting Cap Smoking Boy / Low I.Q. Video Customer

David Klein Hubcap Searching Customer / Angry Mourner / Angry Crowd at Door

Pattijean Csik Coroner

Ken Clark Administer of Fine / Orderly

Donna Jeanne Indecisive Video Customer

Virginia Smith Caged Animal Maturbator

Betsy Broussard Dental School Video Customer

Ernest O'Donnell Trainer

Kimberly Loughran Alyssa's Sister Heather

Gary Stern Tabloid Reading Customer

Joe Bagnole Cat-Watching Customer

John Henry Westhead Olaf the Russian Metalhead

Chuck Bickel Stuck in Chips Can

Leslie Hope Jay's Lady Friend / Angry Crowd at Door

Connie O'Conner 'Happy Scrappy' Mom

Vincent Pereira Hockey Goalie / Engagement Savvy Customer

Ashley Pereira 'Happy Scrappy' Kid

Erix Infante Bed-Wetting Dad / Cold Coffee Lover

Melissa Crawford Video Confusion / Candy Confusion Customer / Angry Crowd at Door

Thomas Burke Blue Collar Man

Dan Hapstak Door Tugging Customer

Mitch Cohen Leaning Against Wall / Angry Crowd at Door

Matthew Banta Burner Looking for Weed

Rajiv Thapar Cut-Off Customer

Mike Belicose Customer with Diapers

Jane Kuritz Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves

Grace Smith Milk Lady

Frances Cresci Little Smoking Girl

Matt Crawford Angry Crowd at Door

Sarla Thapar Angry Crowd at Door

Brian Drinkwater Hockey Player

Bob Fisler Hockey Player

Derek Jaccodine Hockey Player

Matthew Pereira Angry Smoking Crowd

Frank Pereira Angry Smoking Crowd

Carl Roth Angry Smoking Crowd

Paul C. Finn Angry Smoking Crowd